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chazer: ryangoslign: dustydanger: Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip. 3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12 OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs 3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12 the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me 3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12 i’m gonna light a cig 3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12 theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye 3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12 indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here 4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12 i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end 4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12 is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet 4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12 you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow? 4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12 @frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate 4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12 my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually 4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12 i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys 4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12 im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened 4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12 what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference 4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12 who has my hand i want it back 4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12 i was lying before. will smith is good at rap 4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12 twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant 5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12 i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u 5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12 yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore 5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12 im done w this!! im nothing… 5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12 ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway Oh….
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who has my hand i want it back
christinaposabule: cool new shirt Very cool
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Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

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this was so fricken goodvideoA+
22nd May 2013✧23:2053,103 notes

Feeling This

by  Blink-182

215 plays
sigh
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Tomorrow Too Late

by  Saves the Day

243 plays
22nd May 2013✧22:2281 notes
suicideisnotanoption4u: 8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia. Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children. This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable. As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”I salute Sergeant Briggs!Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey
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caylieds: just look at the awesome moth it turns into
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a yellow line and a white line doesn't even nake sense
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Opaque  by  andbamnan